When “Don’t be a dick” is asking too much
Go fast or stay home.
The newest in an ongoing series of Quotes I’ve collected over the years
But I don’t even own a vibrator!
It’s amazing the stories you can tell when you leave the tropes behind
Always Trust Your Travel Instincts
Because everybody needs a little bit of cuteness every now and then
Sometimes a pretzel and beer is more than just a pretzel and beer