We spend enough time in them. Why not make the experience enjoyable?
If you’re ever given directions to go past Valhalla, take them
Commence eyerolling … Now.
Never let dark skies divert you
A little happy face and a pig’s ass
I swear, I’m not two-fisting it. I’m just holding Ron’s beer while he takes the picture. Honest.
The newest in an ongoing series of Quotes I’ve collected over the years
Sometimes a Chick Flick is More Than Just a Chick Flick