Boots on the Ground
It’s the only way to travel
Live Every Day. Die Once.
We spend enough time in them. Why not make the experience enjoyable?
If you’re ever given directions to go past Valhalla, take them
Commence eyerolling … Now.
I swear, I’m not two-fisting it. I’m just holding Ron’s beer while he takes the picture. Honest.
The newest in an ongoing series of Quotes I’ve collected over the years