That’s Going In The Quote Book #60

I used to have a cat named Toby.

Toby was a grumpy prick.

He was also fat.

And lazy as fuck.

And I do mean lazy as fuck.

He was so lazy that, in all the years we were together, he had the zoomies a grand total of one time. It was such a remarkable event that, as we watched in amusement while Toby pinballed about the living room, Ron asked him:

What are you, a squirrel in traffic?

It’s not much of a quote, perhaps, but it’s of great sentimental value, because it makes me think of my beloved pet, who was one of the best companions I’ve ever had.

Even despite being a grumpy, lazy prick.

Or perhaps because of it.

To see previous posts in my Quotes series, click here.

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