Commence eyerolling … Now.
I swear, I’m not two-fisting it. I’m just holding Ron’s beer while he takes the picture. Honest.
Who knew a xenomorph and a basement could have so much in common?
The newest in an ongoing series of Quotes I’ve collected over the years
How about putting some work into improving the quality, instead?
Whatever works for you.
It’s probably safe to say that whatever it is, it’s not me.
Especially when it involves a whole lotta underwear