If you’re ever given directions to go past Valhalla, take them
Never let dark skies divert you
A little happy face and a pig’s ass
It’s hard to be coherent when one’s brain is set to “Squeeeeeee!”
The newest in an ongoing series of Quotes I’ve collected over the years
A heartfelt thank you to John Williams
Sometimes it’s about more than just a cooler
These boots are made for Wacken.